Mystery Solved

Do you find yourself laying in bed at night... tossing and turning... just wondering - nay - DYING TO KNOW what the love child of Mika and Prince would sound/look like? Well, my friends. You will sleep well tonight because I have solved the problem!!

His name is Sliimy (pronounced Slee-mee) and he is French. He's gayer than Richard Simmons wrapped up in a rainbow blanket singing N*Sync, but he's BEAUTIFUL. Seriously. 

Please enjoy his beautiful face, and, if you're okay with super camp pop songs, his first single: Wake Up. The video is gorgeous - totally hypnotizing. 

Thoughts?

Goodbye, Hello

Planning surprise parties on Summer nights.

Discussing the finer details of Harry Potter.

Turban-tying and pancake cake.

Macaroni Grill with lip gloss that is poppin'.

Gateway mall, muddy buddies.

Puttin' them boys on *rock rock*.

Guitar Hero, Zupas, graduation.

Sleepovers, boyfriend game and 4 kings

become less fun when "husband" is already chosen.

But saying goodbye to single Gretchen...

means saying hello to Team GW

The only worthy replacement.

Make 'Em Water

My eyes are (aside from being incredibly gorgeous) (<-- just kidding) rather sensitive. I don't really get bad allergies or anything like that, but there are a couple things that just get the tear ducts producin'. 

Really, they're just watering. I'm not crying. And I really mean it, unlike these people. 

One is static electricity (on my head). Seriously. Whenever I brush out my hair when it's really dry, the (non-sad) tears just start flowing. I've never understood it, but it's been happening since I was little.

The other is: listening to people that have certain kinds of colds talk (<--- painfully ugly phrase, but I couldn't think of a better way to put it. I'm tired, stop judging). I don't know what it is, but every time I hear this certain tambre in someone's voice (you know, when it's a really wet congestion, so it's changing the sound without necessarily lowering the voice substantially to get to the stereotypical "cold" voice) it just makes them WATER! I can't handle it. I don't know why it happens, but maybe my eyes are just really sensitive to other people's plights? 

Mosquitos are the bane of my existence. 

I find it hard to believe that my blood really tastes that good...

Too Personal??

Imagine my delight when I wake up to THIS email in my inbox:

Wow! Talk about targeted spam! That is fantastic. Did they KNOW they were sending it to me? What's next? "Mika and Freddie Mercury collaborate with Gerard Butler in new Star Trek movie"? 

P.S. I hope it's not necessary for me to say this, but just incase some really gullible 12 year olds read my blog: I wouldn't recommend going to that website. I didn't, and look how well I turned out!