It's quite possible that I have the greatest Visiting Teachers in the world.
Think about it... have YOUR visiting teachers ever done something for YOU that means as much as THIS does to ME?
"MB + MJ = ♥"
Doubtful.
10.18.2009
Methodical Madness
It's been said that everyone is OCD in some way. I'd have to agree. I wouldn't say I'm excessively ritualistic, but I do have some quirks. Especially in the way that I eat things. My mom's vice is with peanut M&M's - she has a specific way she has to eat each one. Mine is with these little babies:
Now, this picture is of a box of 50. I wish I could say I have a smaller package size, but no. I've got the Costco/industrial/preparing-for-the-apocolypse size. What can I say? They are great -- literally the best fruit snacks I've ever had. And hey, fruit juice is real fruit.... kindof.
Anyway, since you're all interested, I'll let you in on my secret for full fruit-snack enjoyment:
1) First, you have to rip open the package ravenously (this is a requirement and must be fulfilled even if you are not actually hungry, and just eating out of boredom/convenience) and retrieve a single nugget of goodness and promptly stuff it into your mouth. Don't waste time sucking on it or enjoying the flavors/textures... just chew it. Get your molars and gums nice and sticky.
2) Carefully clean your teeth with your tongue. Or leave the little bits for a baby future snack!
3) Select you favorite kind (varies with the day - tonight it was green apple) and set it aside, in a place where you won't forget about it and/or roll on top of it in the middle of the night.
4) Dump the remaining fruit snacks (usually 8-10) in your mouth. No hands required.
5) Suck on these bad boys for a really long time. It is a FRUITSPLOSION! This can take up to 15 minutes, if you're conservative, and can be a very positive time in your life.
6) After the last little fruit nub is dissolved away by the enzymes in your mouth (thank you PD BIO 120) you will be sad that it is all over. But WAIT! There's no need to shed a tear! You, being a clever lass/laddie set aside a precious wad of deliciousness and now get to enjoy that last fruit snack. You may chew a little, and suck a little, no pressure! Just go with the flow. Don't stress out about it.
See? It really is the perfect way to enjoy a li'l bag of these guys. You get to be gluttonous (see steps 1,2,4, and 5) AND guilt-free because you planned it out so very well. It's a win-win-win-win-win-win situation.
You're welcome!
10.11.2009
To live forever
I found this MJ quote on the wonderful world of Twitter. I think it's really profound. An interesting perspective on life. I would like this clip (and the Michelangelo quote he references) even if it wasn't MJ (<-- I don't care if you don't believe me.)
What can I put my soul into, in the attempt at immortality? I'll never be a famous musician or sculptor, and I won't win any Olympic medals. I'll never publish a novel, or design a popular clothing line. But maybe my mediocrity will somehow manage to not slip into obscurity. Maybe I'll develop a new drug and name it after myself! (Ideas?)
And I guess I'll always have you, you little blog. You will live forever. :)
What will you pour your soul into? How will you live forever?
10.09.2009
Spanish Rap
This is fantastic! It's from NBC's new show: Community - starring The Soup's Joel McHale. MMMmmm. Great combination. Also, Chevy Chase is in it. MMMmmm. Great addition. Also, it's hilarious. The show - AND this clip.
Please enjoy:
10.02.2009
Equations of our lives
Thought of the day in Chemistry today:
"CQ + PQ > IQ"
For those of you not up to date on the current lingo and/or how to interpret an expression:
"Curiosity Quotient plus Passion Quotient is greater than Intelligence Quotient"
I'm a big fan of this quote.
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