Compliment

The other day someone gave me what is probably the best compliment I've ever ever EVER received.

Said he, "You have proven to be a Hermione of information so I have come again to learn at your time turning feet."

Isn't that fantastic??

Meow.

I've been really into themed holiday presents lately (as in... since this past Christmas).

For Valentine's Day this year, I decided to go with cat puns. Now there's an area I know a lot about!!

Something I don't know a lot about? The United States Postal Service. I was sure to make my post cards regulation postcard size, but apparently because I oriented the address line a certain way... they were not normal postcards. So the first batch I made was sent back to me with the instructions to add more postage. Boo. Anyway - they will be re-sent and hopefully will make it out to the recipients only 1 or 2 days late.

Here they are! I worked very hard on them. I came up with the phrases all on my own, and designed them myself on my makeshift photoshop program (aka Microsoft Word. I'm so cool).

Which one is your favorite?

My favorite is probably the last one. "Meowtastic"? That's not even a pun! It's just an inappropriate insertion of the word "meow" in an unsuspecting adjective! Love it.

Look Alikes

Have you ever seen this website? It's pretty great. Like most meme websites, you have to sift through a lot of mediocrity to find the gems, but they're there. Oh boy, they're there.

I have one of my own to add.

Hillary Swank totally looks like a female Klingon officer.

I will just spew a bunch of pictures forth to prove my point:

There. Can you tell which ones are Hilary Swank and which ones are Klingon Warriorettes?

Probably not.

Just something to think about.

*Bonus picture* Remember these and how much they crack me up?

Yeah, well, behold:

Guess I'm not the only one who's not convinced she's an actual human.

List #2: Old Soul

I am an 80-year old woman, and I have evidence to support this enormous claim.

1) I love cats. Too, too much. If I could afford to build a huge cat ranch like this guy I would, and I would play with cats all day long.

2) I am a crafty lady. I can crochet, embroider, and sew like nobody's business. I am not the best at knitting (which is a point AGAINST my case) but I believe the others more than make up for this.

3) I love the word "shenanigans"

4) I think young people need to be more respectful of their elders

5) I think most music these days is riff-raff, and I am always telling people to turn the volume down.

6) I complain about back problems.

7) On any given day, there is a 90% percent chance that I am wearing either a sweater or a cardigan.

8) I love vegetables, especially broccoli and asparagus. Last week there were 4 days in a row where I had broccoli with my lunch AND dinner. Not sure if this one is super connected with being an old person, but it feels good to get it off my chest.

9) I douse myself in bright, flowery perfume every chance I get.