Dax Flame

ok. I love a boy. It's official. He is 16 years old, and his name is Bernich Jauch III, but he goes by the name, "Dax Flame"

He has a vlog on YouTube in which he shares his feelings (often violent) and I am a dedicated viewer. I love his videos, and apparently lots of other people do too because his channel is in the top 25 most subscribed of all time on YouTube. Way to go, Dax! He has Asperger's Syndrome which is a high-functioning form of autism. I love it - really. People claim he's acting, but I know you can't fake this. 

Here's a little bit just to show you what he's like. In this one he is particularly upset, but my favorite part is when he stops for a second to comb his hair. Oh Dax....

Yeah, did you notice the cutoffs? Quite a nice addition if you ask me. I promise he really is usually not this violent, but wouldn't you be a little upset if YOUR younger cousin thought he was STRONGER than you? Even though you are 16!!??

So I love watching his videos on YouTube. They are often emotional, and he always seems to have something to say. Some of my favorites are: Chick-Fil-A, Q&A Part 2, I accidentally stole an iPod, New (Girl)friend, and Rude Girl and Boy. But as of late, I've also come to appreciate him through a different medium. He added me a friend on Facebook. That's right. I've never felt more popular in my life. I took a quick peak at his profile, and lo and behold, I found some gems. On facebook there's an option to list some of your favorite quotes, and he decided to fill them all up with quotes that HE had coined. (Thanks Jen, for reminding me). They are beautiful. This is gonna be copy and paste here, so take a minute to enjoy the misspellings and syntax errors please. Enjoy!! I think it's clear because of the last one that we are meant for each other. His description of love definitely describes the "horror -- just below the blossom" that I have found. 

Bernice Jauch III's Favorite quotes:

"Oh what a web of weave when we try to lie."

-Daxflame

"The only thing to be scared of is being scared itself."

-Daxflame

"If you think you are cool, the grass is always greener somewhere else, meaning that you are maybe a jerk and maybe conseded."

-Daxflame

"Love is like a rainbow, except you never know what you get?"

-Daxflame

"Sometimes the most Brilliant things come in packages you didn't even know."

-Daxflame

"Magic does'nt exist? Oh really? Than explain Magic tricks you nimwit."

-Daxflame

"Even the strongest are not strong if they don't know the ways to things that only the best know."

-Daxflame

"I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but never a face so handsome as Daxflame."

-Unominous

"After you have lived oh so many years, the times changes sometimes right along with you. But we also could just look at are watch so the pot won't boil. And this is as if we were stopping time itself."

-Daxflame

"People are like the essence of a afternoon, but we may only have so many of the chances before time runs out like crazy?"

-Daxflame

"Elephants are fat, Birds are small, Aliens are real, but how do we not know that this is just not just opinions?"

-Daxflame

"Love takes hearts for bloody pulps and it ends in worst of ways."

-Daxflame