2.16.2010

Speaking Words of Wisdom

Today I saw an ad on the side bar of a web page I had open.

Superimposed onto the body of a very scantily-clad lady was the phrase,

"Life if short, have an affair"

Yeah. It was crazy.

I wanted to make a counter-ad (who would ever see it? Nobody) that had a picture of a happy husband and wife and said,

"Eternity is long, don't"

But then I punched myself in the face for sounding like my religion professor at BYU.

5 comments:

Brittany said...

melissa. i just died laughing. but really.

Albs said...

ha ha I feel like you should be in charge of making new cheesy church ads.... Love it!

Griffin and Gretchen said...

as a married woman, that freakin pisses me off!!!! lol

Sandra said...

These kinds of ads make me wish you were still 6 years old so that I could just tell you that you're not allowed to go to that web page anymore! (Although I guess I'd be more concerned if a) you were married and b) you were male.)

Also, you should only punch yourself for sounding like BAD people (Osama Bin Laden, the Jonas Brothers, etc.), not good people like your religion professor!

)en said...

"punching self in face": always funny.