3.18.2010

Less-Than-Lucid Hilarity


Okay, so maybe this belongs more in my dream blog, but I wasn't really asleep, so I guess not.

These experiences were just too funny to not share, so here you go!

This is my roommate Liz:


She is great! She puts up my my sleep-insanity, and I put up with hers. The fact that we're both extremely light sleepers means that we remember the great and funny things that we tell each other in our sleep!

Keep in mind that these next two conversations happened between the hours of 2 and 5 in the morning, last semester.

Liz: Hey Melissa?
Me: (groggy)Yeah?
Liz: Spinach is purple, right? And cabbage and grapes too?


and another:

Me: Lizzy?
Liz: Yeah?
Me: When you were in high school, did you ever cook dinner for Hitler?
Liz: No... I don't think so!
Me: Well what about that other dictator, the... the... the Dutch one?
Liz: I think you are dreaming...
(By that time I had woken up enough to distinguish between dreams and reality - too bad)


What do these experiences teach me? That I wish I could remember ALL my dreams, if they're all that random!


Oh hey, Big H! You stayin' for dinner?




4 comments:

Amy Buhler said...

haha! oh hey, big H? lol i LOVE this

Brittany said...

ahahaaha. i love that you talk in your sleep. all the greats do.

Griffin and Gretchen said...

SLEEP TALK IS THE BEST!

)en said...

ohh how i chuckle.

so, speaking of dreams: I dreamt last night I wanted to show my "art" (paintings? i think?) in your family's home. And i was like, "yeah, yeah! It's PERFECT. It'll be great..." trying to convince you, because everyone thought it was weird and a little intrusive, for some reason.