I don't believe in coincidences

Could I have been put in a better ward here at BYU??

Check out this e-mail I just got:

Hey everyone! Part of our Halloween party next week is going to be a "Thriller" dance off competition! Best Michael Jackson impersonation (or best dancer) wins! In order to help you prepare for this epic event, we have included the instructions for the dance. Some of the moves are a little cryptic so we have also included a youtube clip with the dance. Be sure to pass on this information to your roommates and have fun learning! We can't wait to see everyone bust a move next Thursday night!

Thriller Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un3-Hb9wF9s

Dance Instructions:

1) Begin by writhing on the floor. (OK maybe not this part)

2) Zombie march (right, left, right left)

3) March-booty-swim (shoulder Shrug, booty bounce and the swim).

4) Shuffle-ha-slide (hop, stare, clap and slide)

5) Hip n' roar (hip swivel, stomps, shake-it-and-a-uppa stomp)

6) Wuz up 1-2-3

7) Shuffle-ha-slide

8) Oh snap, air guitar, pull, punch

9) Head n' shoulders swivels

10) Stomp (left, left, right, left, left, right)

-The Activities Committee

Isn't that wonderful? I love the attempted explanations of the dance moves.

P.S. I pretty much hate Halloween.