His name is Velocirapt the Velociraptor.
He is loyal, charming, and of course - terrifically violent with a special tendency to conquer everything in sight.
Conquering some drugs at my work (a muscle relaxant is obviously what he needs)
Conquering the frozen yogurt
Conquering a mini pumpkin
Conquering Ian's shoes
Conquering my pretty babyface guitar
Conquering tangled hair - he can be a comb! Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Conquering even a mighty MacBook
Conquering my heart.
I think you can all agree that he is the greatest thing.
We are best friends forever.
I'd like to close with a precious little haiku we wrote as a family. This is for you, Velocirapt!
Velociraptor
Biting, gnashing, destroying-
8 comments:
lol random
that just made me want some frozen yogurt REAL bad!
wow. i cannot put into words how much i love this! ps its super great that you wrote conquering, not just like climbing. ha! can i have a picture with velocirapt? he's super stellar
it looks like you are experiencing velocirapture.
hahaaa... oh man.
I would like to publicly take credit for both the name of the Velociraptor, and the middle line of that haiku, which at the time I wrote it, was supposed to be ironically melodramatic, rather than just melodramatic.
he needs to meet valerie -- my velociraptor! he def wants a girlfriend.
when he conquers the vacuum does your floor get cleaner? I might have to get one.
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS??? i'm dying. you should send him on all of your friends vacations. you know, so he can see the post-jurassic world.
also, i just remembered that i have practically stolen your guitar books. i must get those to you!!!
Jen - that was probably the most terrific pun I've ever, EVER heard.
And everyone else, thank you for your love. PIctures with him (for now) are free.
And Britt, that is a WONDERFUL idea! He can be the world's first globe-trotting velociraptor!
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