If I was going to start/join a club, it would probably be one of these:
People who still don't have a smart phone.
People who like baby cats more than baby human beings.
People who genuinely don't like High School Musical.
People who will make it through 4 years at BYU without getting married (ha!)
People who think monkeys are creepy.
People who have had romantic feelings toward men who are older than their fathers.
People who have never been skiing or snowboarding or even on a ski lift.
People who would rather sit at home and crochet than go out and party.
People who stress out about not stressing out.
People who go to BYU who don't worship Jimmer (though they've heard he's nice).
People who will not have their Bachelors Degrees by the time they turn 22.
People who like Justin Bieber but feel guilty about it but still like him.
People who don't understand the inner-workings of molecular biology.
People who once had a chinchilla but sold it because he was nocturnal and humans are not.
People who don't know (and refuse to learn) how to take a quick shower.
People who feel it's their duty to single-handedly bring 70's music back into popularity.
People who have perfect vision but lied to their mothers as children to get glasses because they thought it would make them look cooler. (PWHPVLTMCGGBTTWMTLC)
People who prefer manual transmissions to automatic
People who believe that once a dog reaches a certain size it is no longer a dog, but a rodent.
People who have had crushes on at least 3 people who later came out of the closet.
People who just spent a lot of time writing a mediocre blog post.
7 comments:
I'm in 9 of those clubs with you. Hah!
k NOT mediocre!
these are the clubs I would join:
People who still don't have a smart phone.
People who will not have their Bachelors Degrees by the time they turn 22.
People who like Justin Bieber but feel guilty about it but still like him.
People who don't understand the inner-workings of molecular biology.
People who have perfect vision but lied to their mothers as children to get glasses because they thought it would make them look cooler.
also the I LOVE MELISSA club :)
yeah freakin' right! mediocre my arse. I loved it!! And i would be a member of so many of these.
But wait: Did you mean people who prefer automatic transmissions to manual? Because i have thoughts regarding people who prefer manual.
Mehl and Gretch - I'm glad we have some common ground.
And Jen - I'm sorry but I love manual transmissions! You may have thoughts about me, but I learned to drive on a stick, and I won't have it any other way :)
I would also join some of these clubs, such as:
people who still don't have a smart phone
people who will make it through 4 years at BYU without getting married
people who have never been skiing...
people who would rather sit at home and crochet...
people who don't worship Jimmer
people who will not have their Bachelors...
people who don't understand molecular biology
people who don't know how to take a quick shower
people who spent time writing a mediocre blog post.
:)
Count me in for 7 of those clubs! In addition to those 7, I'm also in the club of people who prefer to vacuum their carpets with the vacuum hose on their hands and knees. Weird, I know. And it takes me nearly an hour!
If I could join one of those clubs Melissa, it would be one that does not apply to me... "People who once had a chinchilla but sold it because he was nocturnal and humans are not.." It sounds fun! :).. I could join the stresing about not stressing one, but it doesn't sound very relaxing..
Oh you make me laugh!! Love you!!
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