Okay, it's official. I am, at a mere 19 years of age, a full-fledged crazy cat lady. If you don't believe me, just continue to read, I'm sure you'll be convinced. **Note: I'm less ashamed of this than I probably should be.
A relatively long-time goal of mine has been to own a grey cat. He must be a boy (because I have issues sometimes with girl cats, we get into "cat fights" <--- I apologize), and I will name him Gregory (but never just "Greg"). Not only because it's a baby bit of a pun, but also because I'm a fan of giving animals inappropriately human names.
He will be beautifully manly and have many redeeming qualities. See examples below:
He will have beautiful green eyes like THIS cat:
He will look cute like THIS cat when he is about to fall asleep:
He will be less shocked than THIS cat:
He will fold his arms reverently like THIS cat:
He will have a flair for the dramatic, and take great photos like THIS cat:
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He will be less grumpy than THIS cat:
He will be inquisitive and expressive like THIS cat:
He will be more fit than THIS cat:
He will be less mangy than THIS cat:
He will be very adorable and serene like THIS cat:
Okay. Even if you aren't big fan of cats, you must admit that when you meet Gregory, you will love him and he will claw a way into your heart. I know he already has in mine.
